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    Thread: joke time
Post: RE: joke time
I put my phone under my pillow when I went to sleep last night. I wake up and there's a $1 coin there instead. Fucking BlueTooth Fairy!!
 The Valkyrie Humor 7023 1516632 May 15, 2026 at 5:23 pm
    Thread: Happy Birthday oh Sayer of Nays
Post: RE: Happy Birthday oh Sayer of Nays
Happy birthday!
 The Valkyrie Off Topic 9 481 April 27, 2026 at 3:30 am
    Thread: Is he dead yet?
Post: RE: Is he dead yet?
If it was any more fake it would appear in a swim suit in Baywatch. You all know what I mean...
 The Valkyrie News & Current Affairs 80 4769 April 25, 2026 at 11:55 pm
    Thread: What's everyone up to right now?
Post: RE: What's everyone up to right now?
Wondering why the hell I'm wide awake at 5.19am on a Sunday?
 The Valkyrie Lifestyle & Personal Matters 60036 9491962 April 25, 2026 at 1:19 pm
    Thread: joke time
Post: RE: joke time
A friend said she had been invited to a "Sex Party" and asked if I wanted to go? "Hell, yes!" It's a little embarrassing to show up to a Gender Reveal Party dressed like a prostitute...
 The Valkyrie Humor 7023 1516632 April 25, 2026 at 1:16 pm
    Thread: Is he dead yet?
Post: RE: Is he dead yet?
(April 25, 2026 at 5:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (April 25, 2026 at 5:38 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: What I don't understand is why the women involved in the grabbing didn't kick his balls all the w...
 The Valkyrie News & Current Affairs 80 4769 April 25, 2026 at 5:47 am
    Thread: Noteworthy News
Post: RE: Noteworthy News
(April 23, 2026 at 2:46 pm)Angrboda Wrote: It couldn't come at a better time, given that Trump has basically abandoned Ukraine. That's typical Trump, he abandoned the Kurds and now Ukraine. If th...
 The Valkyrie News & Current Affairs 6596 1380475 April 25, 2026 at 5:16 am
    Thread: Is he dead yet?
Post: RE: Is he dead yet?
(April 4, 2026 at 11:13 pm)snowtracks Wrote: If so, only temporary: "Do not be amazed at this, for the hour is coming when all who are in their graves will hear His voice and come out. those who ha...
 The Valkyrie News & Current Affairs 80 4769 April 25, 2026 at 1:49 am
    Thread: Yes God Exists
Post: RE: Yes God Exists
1. Posts wall of text with all the stuff we have debated before. 2. Dictates how we can answer. 3. Throws hissy-fit and plays victim when we won't play his game. 4. Finds true romance.
 The Valkyrie Philosophy 80 4616 April 24, 2026 at 10:39 pm
    Thread: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Post: RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Threa...
me, "Damn, this escape room is difficult!" Boss, "You're at work!!"
 The Valkyrie Humor 7499 1303431 April 23, 2026 at 4:16 am
    Thread: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Post: RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Threa...
Trump can end the war with Iran with a stroke of a pen. Or even without the pen...
 The Valkyrie Humor 7499 1303431 April 21, 2026 at 3:36 pm
    Thread: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Post: RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Threa...
Shrink, "how do you respond when someone describes you as a train wreck?" Me, "Whooo, whooo. All aboard!" Shrink, "No!"
 The Valkyrie Humor 7499 1303431 April 15, 2026 at 9:01 pm
    Thread: RIP thread
Post: RE: RIP thread
Maire Brennan. Singer for the band Clannad
 The Valkyrie News & Current Affairs 2690 530380 April 14, 2026 at 4:39 am
    Thread: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Post: RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Threa...
I just saw a parody news report someone has created. "Police are searching for a suspect who committed arson in Donald Trump's personal presidential library in Mar-a-lago. "Reports are that two book...
 The Valkyrie Humor 7499 1303431 April 12, 2026 at 12:29 am
    Thread: Noteworthy News
Post: RE: Noteworthy News
(April 11, 2026 at 2:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^I thought the UK's healthcare system was pretty good (or at least better than a lot of people gave it credit for) until we emigrated. It's amazi...
 The Valkyrie News & Current Affairs 6596 1380475 April 11, 2026 at 11:37 pm
    Thread: joke time
Post: RE: joke time
An American woman tried to cut off her boyfriend's penis. She slipped and cut his thigh instead. She's being charged with a misdaweiner.
 The Valkyrie Humor 7023 1516632 April 11, 2026 at 11:35 pm
    Thread: Hello friends old and new!
Post: RE: Hello friends old and new!
(April 4, 2026 at 5:45 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Well, bugger me with a fish fork. Welcome back!! Boru This is no place for your weird fetishes... Welcome back, Kitty
 The Valkyrie Introductions 5 540 April 4, 2026 at 4:09 pm
    Thread: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Post: RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Threa...
Womens' beauty standards in this day and age are ridiculous and impossible. I'll never have a body like Kristy Noem's husband!
 The Valkyrie Humor 7499 1303431 April 2, 2026 at 11:00 pm
    Thread: Random Thoughts
Post: RE: Random Thoughts
Remrmber, folk, 2026 years ago, a mythical character named Jesus gave up his long weekend so you could keep sinning. Embrace your sins!
 The Valkyrie Off Topic 13249 2091999 April 2, 2026 at 3:49 am
    Thread: Five Things She Doesn't Like About Atheists
Post: RE: Five Things She Doesn't Like About Atheists
Some random internet chick doesn't like atheists? Damn, so many sleepless nights ahead, now!
 The Valkyrie Atheism 33 1906 April 1, 2026 at 2:50 pm