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Turtles and Lightbulbs

Poll: How many turtles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
This poll is closed.
One turtley turtlekins.
2.86%
 1 2.86%
One Hammy the turtle and one turtlesexual in denial.
2.86%
 1 2.86%
Moar turtle buttsex please.
5.71%
 2 5.71%
MOAR
5.71%
 2 5.71%
I can haz mayo please?
2.86%
 1 2.86%
silly adorbs worrisome turtley turtle
5.71%
 2 5.71%
Losty is skerriest kittencorn
5.71%
 2 5.71%
So I iz a cheerleader turtle now huh?
2.86%
 1 2.86%
This is not zeh funny poll.
5.71%
 2 5.71%
RED PUNCH GATORADE FOUNTAIN plz plz plz
2.86%
 1 2.86%
Florence y'all!
2.86%
 1 2.86%
Are you quite quite sane?
0%
 0 0%
Peetree is best flying dinosaur.
8.57%
 3 8.57%
Buttsex is buttsexy.
5.71%
 2 5.71%
Fuck all pollsssssssssss
2.86%
 1 2.86%
Why so many letter 's' you silly douchenozzle!
2.86%
 1 2.86%
Wut wut wut in the butt.
8.57%
 3 8.57%
Puppehs are awesome-sauce
8.57%
 3 8.57%
Losty is bestest kitten and skerriest kittencorn
8.57%
 3 8.57%
eee!
8.57%
 3 8.57%
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Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 17, 2016 at 5:58 pm
No really, I'm asking.
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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 17, 2016 at 6:00 pm
Don't stick one up your cloaca
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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 17, 2016 at 7:36 pm
Peetree!
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May 17, 2016 at 8:08 pm
I don't get it.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 17, 2016 at 8:09 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 8:08 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: I don't get it.

Me neither.
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May 17, 2016 at 8:20 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 8:09 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(May 17, 2016 at 8:08 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: I don't get it.

Me neither.


Okay good, it's not just me then, lol.
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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 17, 2016 at 8:22 pm
I don't either, but Peetree was my favorite.
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May 17, 2016 at 8:25 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2016 at 8:26 pm by KUSA.)
(May 17, 2016 at 5:58 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: No really, I'm asking.


If you bite the head off a turtle with a lightbulb up your ass, the filament will glow.

This only works with incandescent bulbs.
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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs
May 17, 2016 at 8:27 pm
The joke is I'm strange.

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May 18, 2016 at 7:38 am
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