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The IS Hope For America
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The IS Hope For America
August 20, 2016 at 6:45 am
Angry and disappointed that you have only Trump and Clinton from which to choose? Don't want to have to 'hold your nose' while you vote for one or the other? Don't despair - vote Cooper!

Yes, that's right, Alice Cooper is running for president (again). Consider:

Running mate: Tom Hanks (who doesn't know he's running).

Campaign slogan: 'I can do nothing as well as they can do nothing.'

Platform: 'I have absolutely no idea what to do.'

There it is my trans-Pacific friends. Take a stand and bring honesty back to US politics. You could (and probably will) do one helluva lot worse.

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RE: The IS Hope For America
August 20, 2016 at 7:04 am
Two pet snakes for every American!
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RE: The IS Hope For America
August 20, 2016 at 11:45 pm
Pretty sure anything is better than those two for president hell id even accept a piece of toast and hungry squirrel as his running mate for president.
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RE: The IS Hope For America
August 20, 2016 at 11:47 pm
I totally would vote an Alice Cooper / Giant Meteor ticket. He needs to dump Hanks pronto.
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RE: The IS Hope For America
August 21, 2016 at 12:08 am
(August 20, 2016 at 11:47 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I totally would vote an Alice Cooper / Giant Meteor ticket.   He needs to dump Hanks pronto.

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RE: The IS Hope For America
August 21, 2016 at 12:09 am
Blah!
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