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What would you do with an empty church?
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What would you do with an empty church?
There are churches for sale, and if you had the expendable dough, what would you do with a church if you bought it?

There are so many churches around me (over 100 in my zip code), I would want to replace an empty church with a science center. One that people could come and learn about science, bring their kids on the weekends, maybe rent the place out for atheist weddings/receptions.

Or you know, start a new religion that involves free ice cream. Come on, donations! Wink
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#2
RE: What would you do with an empty church?
Turn it into a library, college, university or accommodation for the homeless.
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#3
RE: What would you do with an empty church?
Burn it.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#4
RE: What would you do with an empty church?
Baby-frying-satan-worshipping-Xmas-combating-5$ store
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#5
RE: What would you do with an empty church?
Turn it into a recording studio or jazz club ... Or both, if it's one of those huge Catholic affairs.

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RE: What would you do with an empty church?
Make a McMansion? Had a chance to buy an old firehouse. My wife and her ex lived for while in a remodeled WWII bunker. We now live in a 100+ year old warehouse that lacks all architectural interest but is surrounded by lots of dirt for a garden. A church would be so much better though. I'd make sure the alter became the location of our bed or a toilet (out of respect for CL and her poop fetish).
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RE: What would you do with an empty church?
Oh...I'd do my Voodoo there, definitely. 
It'd be the perfect place.

I get strange looks from the neighbors, when I do it in the backyard.
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RE: What would you do with an empty church?
There's a very nice restaurant in a former church in my home state capital. In Maastricht, I remember seeing a fancy bookstore in one.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: What would you do with an empty church?
Half way house or shelter.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: What would you do with an empty church?
Paleoanthropological museum, creationists admitted free-of-charge.

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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