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Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
August 29, 2018 at 4:12 am
I'll be fair. I hate fart jokes too. So its no loss for me here. What do you think? If it was me i would forbid soyboys too but thats just me.
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
August 29, 2018 at 4:41 am
Fart jokes are the basis for western culture.
Not liking a fart joke says a lot about a person.
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
August 29, 2018 at 4:46 am
It’s certainly the cornerstone of British humour.
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
August 29, 2018 at 4:49 am
(August 29, 2018 at 4:12 am)Rokan Wrote: If it was me i would forbid soyboys too but thats just me.
When your masculinity is so fragile, you have to appeal to pseudoscientific bullshit about soy beans to feel good about yourself. Go back to Infowars, dipshit
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
August 29, 2018 at 4:51 am
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
August 29, 2018 at 4:51 am
fart jokes are funny, actual farts... not so much
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
August 29, 2018 at 5:18 am
I prefer Santa jokes like this one:
Why does Santa have a huge sack?
He only comes once a year.
On second thoughts I prefer fart jokes.
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
August 29, 2018 at 5:36 am
(August 29, 2018 at 5:18 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: I prefer Santa jokes like this one:
Why does Santa have a huge sack?
He only comes once a year.
On second thoughts I prefer fart jokes.
... and even then it’s down a chimney.
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
August 29, 2018 at 6:04 am
Fart in church, then leap to your feet and shout, 'Hark! An angel hath spoken!'
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
August 29, 2018 at 6:22 am
I think it's time to pull out the farting preacher.
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