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#11
RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 9, 2019 at 11:18 pm
Did you have a Happy Birthday!? Big Grin
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 9, 2019 at 11:56 pm
Happy Officially Decrepid...

...I mean "birthday".

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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 10, 2019 at 12:11 am
Did you have a Happy Birthday!?

It was okay. Once you're over 21, no reason to really look forward to birthday's anymore (except maybe retirement age). Most of my kids (4 out of 5 ain't bad!) and grandkids came to visit. Celebrated mostly the last night of my 40's last night. , while today was just getting to see my grandkids. They'd have stayed longer, but it's back to school tomorrow. Then they'll be out for the summer.
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 10, 2019 at 12:15 am
(June 9, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Divinity Wrote: I turn 50 years old today, though I don't feel a day over 49!

Happy Birthday!
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 10, 2019 at 1:15 am
(June 9, 2019 at 10:42 pm)Divinity Wrote: remember, if you haven't grown up by the age of 50, then you don't have to. Stay young...

People say I'm a Mature woman, but I like to think of myself as an Immature woman.

Has your usage of paper products increased or decrease with age?

Decreased.  Do people even still use paper?  It's the fucking digital age!  Everything's on computer's these days.

You can't wipe your ass with an iphone! It doesn't stick anywhere near as good! Big Grin
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#16
RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 10, 2019 at 4:12 pm
Are you looking forward to 60? [Image: Gagged.png]
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#17
RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 10, 2019 at 4:19 pm
50 and grandkids.

I'm 34 and don't even have kids. (Something I'm REALLY pleased about).

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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 10, 2019 at 5:38 pm (This post was last modified: June 10, 2019 at 5:38 pm by ignoramus.)
So are we !!!!




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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 10, 2019 at 5:57 pm
But I am going to get cloned.

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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 10, 2019 at 6:18 pm
Are you looking forward to 60?

My mom is 63, so that'd be a FUCK NO.

50 and grandkids.

I'm 34 and don't even have kids.

My oldest granddaughter (well that wasn't adopted) is turning 15 this year, so I became a grandmother at 35.
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