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You can't enter heaven unless...
#11
RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
(April 16, 2012 at 5:33 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(April 16, 2012 at 5:29 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote: Relax everybody.

Heaven is made up.

So, panic over.

Yeah right.. Where would god live then? XD

You almost imply that there god is also made up.

Well, I hate to break it to you, but maybe you'd better sit down mate...

You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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#12
RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
Didn't you hear? God lives in the magic kingdom castle in Disney World.
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#13
RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
(April 17, 2012 at 8:22 am)SophiaGrace Wrote: Didn't you hear? God lives in the magic kingdom castle in Disney World.

Don't be stupid that's George Washington's house.
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RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
(April 16, 2012 at 5:06 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Does this mean Jesus is bi?

I think he's pansexual.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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