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Pope for a day
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Pope for a day
September 11, 2009 at 7:30 pm
if you could be the catholic pope for 24 hours what would you do?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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RE: Pope for a day
September 11, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Destroy Christianity... if the Pope has the power to do that...

At the very least, I'd help cure some of the disease Smile
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RE: Pope for a day
September 11, 2009 at 7:40 pm
I'd promote condoms. Whoo hoo!

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RE: Pope for a day
September 11, 2009 at 9:45 pm (This post was last modified: September 11, 2009 at 9:45 pm by theVOID.)
Declare the entire book metaphoric.
(September 11, 2009 at 7:40 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: I'd promote condoms. Whoo hoo!

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Haha nice.
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RE: Pope for a day
September 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Yeah, I'd go pro-choice too. And pro-gay marriage. And then I'd announce that "Jesus was a really fun loving guy! I prefer to think of the Bible as a bunch incredibly vague guidelines, in a quite casual and fun-loving way. Now where's that vodka? *hic*".

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RE: Pope for a day
September 11, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Declare myself a god and become the new religion
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RE: Pope for a day
September 12, 2009 at 12:41 am
(September 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: Yeah, I'd go pro-choice too. And pro-gay marriage. And then I'd announce that "Jesus was a really fun loving guy! I prefer to think of the Bible as a bunch incredibly vague guidelines, in a quite casual and fun-loving way. Now where's that vodka? *hic*".

EvF

Hahahaha! Good one!

If I were a pope for a day, I'd take that big-ass diamond on my staff and sell it on eBay. Then I'd take the money and give it away to charities personally. Why would I need such a big diamond while preaching that we should share gods gifts when I have a damn big one on my stick but don't share it right? Big Grin
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RE: Pope for a day
September 12, 2009 at 10:31 am
(September 11, 2009 at 7:30 pm)theblindferrengi Wrote: if you could be the catholic pope for 24 hours what would you do?

Tell the world that the infallibility of the bible rests on grounds of internal consistency and that any text which fails must be false

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RE: Pope for a day
September 12, 2009 at 10:39 am
I'd tell the world to wake up!
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RE: Pope for a day
September 12, 2009 at 10:57 am
I'd put an end to the Catholic church then put all the pedophile priests to death.
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