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| Yes I pray | 3 | 6.67% | |
| Could potentially be beneficial | 1 | 2.22% | |
| Haven't thought about it much | 1 | 2.22% | |
| Praying is a waste of time | 40 | 88.89% | |
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Atheists do you pray?
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"Pray in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up first."
-- my Mum (paraphrased)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (September 22, 2014 at 7:42 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "Pray in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up first." Unhygienic either way. 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
If you shit in one hand while you're praying, you've likely just shit in both hands.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue  (September 20, 2014 at 3:58 am)CapnAwesome Wrote: Yes, this morning I prayed I wouldn't have to see any more of your stupid threads on these forums. I can see that it didn't work. More proof God doesn't exist. ![[Image: dcep7c.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i46.tinypic.com%2Fdcep7c.jpg)
Yreah. I pray to my heathen god that the nosy Christians will leave me alone for once. See what I did there?
Sometimes I talk to myself....that's kinda like praying.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. |
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