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RE: Bah Humbug!
December 25, 2014 at 12:06 pm
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That's in the 6th book of Moses, Parthenogenesis. It's apocryphal, though.
(December 25, 2014 at 11:59 am)Chuck Wrote: If Mary did give virgin birth, Jesus would have been a woman.
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RE: Bah Humbug!
December 25, 2014 at 1:03 pm
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(December 25, 2014 at 11:59 am)Chuck Wrote: If Mary did give virgin birth, Jesus would have been a woman.
Since he isn't, then by corollary we can conclude that the method of immaculate conception involved god magic-spooging all up in Mary via miracle.
Funny, the kind of details they leave out of the bible.
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RE: Bah Humbug!
December 25, 2014 at 1:20 pm
Funny the shit the primitive assholes didn't know when they wrote it.
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RE: Bah Humbug!
December 25, 2014 at 1:26 pm
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From the first chapter of Luke:
34Mary said to the angel, "How can this be, since I am a virgin?" 35The angel answered and said to her, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you; and for that reason the holy Child shall be called the Son of God.
Holy Spirit is what god calls his penis.
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RE: Bah Humbug!
December 25, 2014 at 1:38 pm
(December 25, 2014 at 1:26 pm)Nope Wrote: From the first chapter of Luke:
34Mary said to the angel, "How can this be, since I am a virgin?" 35The angel answered and said to her, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you; and for that reason the holy Child shall be called the Son of God.
Holy Spirit is what god calls his penis.
: Hence being filled with the spirit.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Bah Humbug!
December 25, 2014 at 1:39 pm
(December 25, 2014 at 11:57 am)Alex K Wrote: (December 25, 2014 at 11:21 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Methinks your google translator is broken.
It's baaaah in English. 
Isn't that a goat though?
You know the song Bah Bah Black Sheep?
Sheep and goats speak the same language here. 
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RE: Bah Humbug!
December 25, 2014 at 1:59 pm
What does the 'H' stand for in Jesus H. Christ ??
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RE: Bah Humbug!
December 25, 2014 at 2:08 pm
(December 25, 2014 at 1:26 pm)Nope Wrote: From the first chapter of Luke:
34Mary said to the angel, "How can this be, since I am a virgin?" 35The angel answered and said to her, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you; and for that reason the holy Child shall be called the Son of God.
Holy Spirit is what god calls his penis.
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RE: Bah Humbug!
December 25, 2014 at 2:08 pm
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No where near as funny as Cosby.
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RE: Bah Humbug!
December 25, 2014 at 2:18 pm
Why did Michael Jackson call it Jesus Juice ??
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