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God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT!
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God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT!
I'm actually kind of bummed-out by what two of my former christian "brothers" are up to. These two guys are on fb asking for $40,000 to take a trip to Africa. They want to go there to "encourage pastors" who's flocks are scattering; (and dying of AIDS because the church tells them condoms displease god).
So far these two guys have swindled over $30,000 from gullible christians, and all to build their own spiritual resumes. They are not going there for any truly humanitarian reason; just to look cool to other pious theists. I'm honestly distraught by this senseless waste of resources.
So why doesn't the all-powerful god they worship have the cash for this? And before any christians answer with the obvious... "god is providing the money through his people", let me just say; that some of the donors are already financially challenged, and many are looking for a "blessing" in return for their contribution. Just makes me sick. Facepalm
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RE: God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT!
Isn't it weird how god can't just make money magically appear?

Or you know, fix some of these "problems" himself so that nobody needs to raise $40,000.
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RE: God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT!
Quote:So far these two guys have swindled over $30,000 from gullible christians

A fool and his money are soon parted.
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RE: God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT!
I'm telling you there's money in the selling bits of the Jesus cross business.
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RE: God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT!
(August 15, 2013 at 1:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:So far these two guys have swindled over $30,000 from gullible christians

A fool and his money are soon parted.

In cases like this, it's more like "a fool and your money are soon partners".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT!
Quote:Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of your life. And he has a list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any, any, of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and ash and torture where he will send you to suffere and burn and scream and cry forever and ever until the end of time!

...but he loves you.

He loves yoy and he needs money!

-George Carlin

ROFLOL
Why Won't God Heal Amputees ? 

Oči moje na ormaru stoje i gledaju kako sarma kipi  Tongue
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