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The Answer Is "Missouri."
#1
The Answer Is "Missouri."
That is, if the question is "where do the republicunts find these retards?"

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/gop-sen...ery-night/

Quote:GOP Senate candidate flips out over ‘women’s rights’: ‘I want to come home to a cooked dinner every night’

What this fucktard needs is a woman who bashes a frying pan over his head and says "cook it yourself, asswipe."
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#2
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
No, arsehole, you don't support women's rights.

You want to force women to stay in the home and produce kids.

Modern independent women scare fossils like you.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#3
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
Real men cook a good curry!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#4
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
Aw, man. I thought this was going to be one of those "have fun" threads where you come up with questions to which the answer is Missouri.

For example:

If you are a sheep who is afraid of being raped by a human, which state should you avoid?

or

If, for whatever reason, you needed to make your public schools terrible, which state education system should you begin to emulate?
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#5
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
What about some Misery?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#6
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
I'll gladly cook the man a home cooked meal. Just let me get out the arsenic.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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#7
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
(January 25, 2018 at 10:21 pm)Minimalist Wrote: That is, if the question is "where do the republicunts find these retards?"

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/gop-sen...ery-night/

Quote:GOP Senate candidate flips out over ‘women’s rights’: ‘I want to come home to a cooked dinner every night’

What this fucktard needs is a woman who bashes a frying pan over his head and says "cook it yourself, asswipe."


Missouri, the state that time forgot.
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#8
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
(January 26, 2018 at 12:15 am)Divinity Wrote: I'll gladly cook the man a home cooked meal.  Just let me get out the arsenic.

MMMMMM, arsenic.  Now press my sheets.  Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#9
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
How much longer before all the babyboomers are dead?

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#10
RE: The Answer Is "Missouri."
Not long, imma miss my momma...I just won't miss her friends.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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