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I've been born again.
#11
RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 10:16 am)no one Wrote: How does one go about being unborn?

Is that like being undead?
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#12
RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 2:13 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: My personal opinion: M&S are way over-rated.

Ha!  I was shocked, but, these guys are English!

Wikipedia -- Mumford & Sons
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#13
RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 10:16 am)no one Wrote: How does one go about being unborn?

by jamming oneself back into a really big cunt?   maybe like Marjorie taylor Greene’s?
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#14
RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 4:46 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(February 15, 2022 at 10:16 am)no one Wrote: How does one go about being unborn?

by jamming oneself back into a really big cunt?   maybe like Marjorie taylor Greene’s?

That's a black hole, from which there is no intellectual escape; start down that path and forever...
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#15
RE: I've been born again.
The last time an evangelical Christian told me I needed to be born again in Christ, I replied, "No, thanks. I got it right the first time."  Hmph
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#16
RE: I've been born again.
(February 16, 2022 at 8:27 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: The last time an evangelical Christian told me I needed to be born again in Christ, I replied, "No, thanks. I got it right the first time."  Hmph

And, the whole concept of "born again" was probably made-up by the authors of the Gospel of John:

Wikipedia -- Historicity of Born Again
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#17
RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 10:16 am)no one Wrote: How does one go about being unborn?

Not sure of the exact process, but it involves the bite of a vampire, the kiss of a zombie, and a DeLorean modified by a nutty professor.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#18
RE: I've been born again.
Where bite?
How long kiss?
How fast car?
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