What's the Best Kobab for Anyone?

[Edwardo Piet]

I've never had Doner, would love to try that myself.

Well... it depends. You probably wouldn't enjoy the kind I've had.

And... here in the UK doners are just the cheap crappy British takeout kind. Even the crappiest kebabs on a stick are classy by comparison

Here's a photo of a british kebab doner:



French fries shoved in the takeout oven, tomatos and lettuce and strips of lamb meat... in a box (oh and some garlic sauce that hopefully doesn't have the "chef's mayo" in it (one takeout place actually got closed down for that. (Yes. Now is time for you to throw up in your mouth a little bit))). Oh, and it's sitting in naan bread that is sitting in the box.

Not exactly classy.

Only kebabs I have had is British Takeaway Chav food, basically. Basically what my ex-roommate lived on.

Doesn't exactly look appetising does it?

And let's put it this way: my cheap 90 pence ($1.19) microwavable meals are delicious by comparison.

TL;DR: If it's a British takeaway doner you haven't had, Thump; you're not missing out.

ETA: Don't get me wrong, I'd still eat it. It's a step below my microwave food which is step below everything else, I'm dying for some real food and my mouth waters when I see delicious food photos from the likes of Kitticorn and Nym and MCB and whatnot.... but food is food I'll still eat it.