http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies.asp
So the CDC put up a tongue-in-cheek website about how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse.
Zombies are a lot like evangelical Christians. They're both brain dead creatures who come to your house, try to consume your brain, and try to make you into one of them. Out of the two, though, I'd prefer dealing with the zombies. Mainly because it's considered inappropriate to blow away Christians with a shotgun.
So the CDC put up a tongue-in-cheek website about how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse.
Zombies are a lot like evangelical Christians. They're both brain dead creatures who come to your house, try to consume your brain, and try to make you into one of them. Out of the two, though, I'd prefer dealing with the zombies. Mainly because it's considered inappropriate to blow away Christians with a shotgun.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
