LIES!
Evolution is a trick of the debbil.
It's not real science!
There's no evidence for evolution!
You're all tools of Satan (or possibly just tools!)
If you want proof against evolution, just look at the banana!
Evolution is a trick of the debbil.
It's not real science!
There's no evidence for evolution!
You're all tools of Satan (or possibly just tools!)
If you want proof against evolution, just look at the banana!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"