Magic is only real on Sundays!
June 10, 2018 at 4:15 am
(This post was last modified: June 10, 2018 at 4:23 am by ignoramus.)
So, a bunch of happy Christians go to Vegas one Saturday night to have dinner and checkout a magic show ...
They were all entertained, the magic show was amazing and a good night was had by all.
Next morning they attend a local church service.
They hadn't realised this but the minister revelled in more magic story stuff in the 1 hour standard Sunday service than in the 3 hour show the night before.
How is it that they were entertained to see a lovely, perfectly serviceable lady being cut in half in the prime of her life! And if that wasn't disgusting enough,
they also clapped as it happened! Monsters!
But somehow she survived
A true miracle if you ask me. I have no idea how she was raised from the dead!
Theists, am I missing something here?
Magic is either real or it isn't? I'm confused.
Talk to me.
They were all entertained, the magic show was amazing and a good night was had by all.
Next morning they attend a local church service.
They hadn't realised this but the minister revelled in more magic story stuff in the 1 hour standard Sunday service than in the 3 hour show the night before.
How is it that they were entertained to see a lovely, perfectly serviceable lady being cut in half in the prime of her life! And if that wasn't disgusting enough,
they also clapped as it happened! Monsters!
But somehow she survived
A true miracle if you ask me. I have no idea how she was raised from the dead!Theists, am I missing something here?
Magic is either real or it isn't? I'm confused.
Talk to me.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
