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Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?

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Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
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RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
March 17, 2020 at 3:57 pm
(March 17, 2020 at 3:51 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote:
(March 17, 2020 at 1:56 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I will have to add this to the list of things that keep me up at night like the question regarding 'did Adam and Eve have belly buttons'.   Dodgy

The answer is simple; yes. After finishing Adam he stood his newly created action figure in front of him, poked him in the belly, and said, "You're done." That is the same thing he did after manifesting Eve from that rib.

I get a vision of the Pillsbury poppin fresh doughboy.

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Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?

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Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Fake Messiah - March 17, 2020 at 10:13 am
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by no one - March 17, 2020 at 11:05 am
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by zebo-the-fat - March 17, 2020 at 11:15 am
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Ranjr - March 17, 2020 at 11:39 am
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Fake Messiah - March 17, 2020 at 12:39 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Ranjr - March 17, 2020 at 1:46 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 17, 2020 at 1:49 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Drich - March 17, 2020 at 1:26 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 17, 2020 at 5:15 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by arewethereyet - March 17, 2020 at 5:35 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 17, 2020 at 5:52 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 17, 2020 at 6:53 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by brewer - March 17, 2020 at 3:21 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Brian37 - March 17, 2020 at 1:29 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by arewethereyet - March 17, 2020 at 1:56 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Rhizomorph13 - March 17, 2020 at 3:51 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by arewethereyet - March 17, 2020 at 3:57 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by LastPoet - March 17, 2020 at 2:28 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Chad32 - March 17, 2020 at 8:21 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Brian37 - March 17, 2020 at 8:28 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Rhizomorph13 - March 17, 2020 at 8:30 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Chad32 - March 17, 2020 at 8:31 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Dundee - March 18, 2020 at 7:08 am
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by LastPoet - March 18, 2020 at 1:33 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by LastPoet - March 18, 2020 at 2:51 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 18, 2020 at 2:53 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Chad32 - March 18, 2020 at 3:53 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Fake Messiah - March 18, 2020 at 5:13 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 18, 2020 at 6:47 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by arewethereyet - March 18, 2020 at 7:03 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 18, 2020 at 8:05 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by arewethereyet - March 18, 2020 at 5:35 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by arewethereyet - March 18, 2020 at 1:51 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Anomalocaris - March 18, 2020 at 1:56 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 18, 2020 at 2:00 pm

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