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10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
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RE: 10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
(June 25, 2014 at 1:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Sometime in the near future the mormons may be getting a telegram from planet Kolob telling their grand high exalted mystic ruler that 'god' has changed his mind and gay marriage is okay, after all.

But God doesn't change his mind, Min.

This has all been a test and the only true Mormons who will get into Mormon Disneyla--I mean the Celestial Kingdom will be the Mormons who supported the gays all along.

Duh.

(And if precedent holds, it'll take the Mos 10-15 years to rewrite their entire belief syste-- er, I mean receive revelation that gays are okay.)
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: 10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself - by Cato - June 25, 2014 at 2:03 pm
RE: 10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself - by Clueless Morgan - June 25, 2014 at 6:15 pm

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