How Screwed Are You?

[Aegrus]

This is just kind of a funny image I found on a blog. Decided to post it here.



Let's see. . . we have the nameless protagonist from The Killing Floor (off to a good start, my skin is a drunk Russian who kills zombies for a living while wearing an authentic WWII Russian uniform.)

Then, we have. . .oh god. . . the magician from "The Illusionist". That. . .oh no. He's zombie bait. He doesn't even have real magic, arguably. He spends the first half of the movie pining after his girlfriend, and the second half trying to conjure up her spirit. Zero combat experience.

And finally, there's a misanthropic, un-noble knight guy from the Dragon Lance series of books. His name's Gerard. Oh well, he's pretty good with a sword and he shares my disdain for humanity. On the down side, I'm quite certain every fight he gets in to is a close call, and he gets wounded often. Not good when dealing with infectious zombies.