Creationist Thoughts
December 2, 2013 at 3:59 am
(This post was last modified: December 2, 2013 at 3:59 am by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
Actual thoughts that go through a creationist's head. Write some of your own if you like.
"I wonder if global warming is happening because more sinners than ever are going to hell which would fuel the fires of hell even hotter thus warming the earth? I'm saving the environment by preaching the word!"
"I bet the kids will just love to go to Orlando this summer. Imagine all the fun we'll have at The Holy Land Experience!"
"Thank God he killed millions in a flood, otherwise there'd be no oil! God works everything out for good!"
"Which came first on the ark? A pair of eggs or a pair of chickens?"
"Jesus is my peer review."
"Flat earth society? Pffft. What a bunch of quacks!"
"I wonder if global warming is happening because more sinners than ever are going to hell which would fuel the fires of hell even hotter thus warming the earth? I'm saving the environment by preaching the word!"
"I bet the kids will just love to go to Orlando this summer. Imagine all the fun we'll have at The Holy Land Experience!"
"Thank God he killed millions in a flood, otherwise there'd be no oil! God works everything out for good!"
"Which came first on the ark? A pair of eggs or a pair of chickens?"
"Jesus is my peer review."
"Flat earth society? Pffft. What a bunch of quacks!"
My ignore list
"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
