Worst movie you've seen

[Cyberman]

We've had threads about favourite movies and shows, so I thought I'd redress the balance with one dedicated to the other end of the spectrum. To play, all you have to do is tell us the name of the worst movie you've ever seen, plus a brief synopsis of why it's so crap. By its nature, this thread will definitely contain spoilers.

I suppose I'd better start:

Evan Almighty.

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This pointless sequel to Bruce Almighty fails on the most fundamental plot level, earning the incredible achievement of actually making less sense than the bible version. Evan (Steve Carell), the guy from the most memorable gag in the first film, becomes a laughing stock as that obsessive lunatic building a giant wooden boat miles away from the ocean (insert completely unrelated Ken Ham pic here). Eventually, it's all revealed to be a divine plan to save all those animals and people from a shoddy bursting dam. Roll credits.

Forget that he is given literally no choice to be a modern-day Noah - all his attempts to exercise his free will are simply overridden as he turns more and more into a physical Noah - and forget the posturing over corruption in Congress and shady business deals. All those animals actively travelled to the Ark in order to be rescued, and all those jeering sceptics turned up simply to mock the whole project. In other words, they were only in danger because the Ark was being built - none of them would have needed rescuing at all if Morgan Freeman hadn't forced Carell to build the boat in the first place. Even The Phantom Menace had a more credible plot than this.

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