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Atheism a religion?
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Atheism a religion?
For our religious friends out there, be it Hindu, Muslim, Buddhist, Taoist or other.
Atheism is not a religion, atheism is a single standpoint on a single view - the (absence of) belief in the existence of a God. That's it! The rest of our personalities, belief systems, lifestyle, or haircolour is up for grabs.

A religion contains:

1) Dogma
2) God(s)
3) Tenets
4) A belief system
5) Your mothers underwear
6) Dogma
7) Rituals, ceremonies, initiations (*cough* animal sacrifice *cough*)
8) and Dogma

It doesn't matter how *you* define atheism. No seriously, it doesn't matter. Because *you're* not an atheist. You don't get to tell us what the definition is for the label we choose to use. Furthermore, you don't get to tell us it's a religion just because you're feeling prim and perky today. So let me clear it up for you today - atheism is the lack of belief in a god, end of story. I know that's a difficult concept to grasp, so let me go into it in more detail for you.

Atheists may be:
Liberal
Republican
Male
Female
White, black, yellow, brown, or pink with purple polka dots
Gay
Straight
Ugly
Not so ugly
Really *not* ugly
Anything but ugly
Bald
Goldilocks
Happy
Sad
Lawyers
Doctors
Keanu Reaves
Men with strange foot fetishes
Women who like men with strange foot fetishes
...and the list goes on.

Got it? No?
<sigh>

My entire life is spent going around in circles with you people. ok, wash, rinse repeat. here we go again.

To my religious friends out there...
Atheism as a Religion
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A man also or woman that hath a Macintosh, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with used and abandoned Windows 3.1 floppy disks: their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:27
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Atheism a religion? - by Jason Jarred - November 9, 2008 at 4:24 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Kyuuketsuki - November 9, 2008 at 10:12 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Edwardo Piet - November 9, 2008 at 11:13 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Kyuuketsuki - November 9, 2008 at 3:10 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Jason Jarred - November 9, 2008 at 5:48 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Tiberius - November 9, 2008 at 6:00 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Edwardo Piet - November 9, 2008 at 8:30 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by fourhorsemen - November 10, 2008 at 1:07 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Edwardo Piet - November 10, 2008 at 1:10 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by EvilEye - November 11, 2008 at 4:23 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by lukec - November 23, 2008 at 9:16 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Jason Jarred - November 23, 2008 at 9:17 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by lukec - November 24, 2008 at 2:37 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Giff - April 16, 2009 at 4:08 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Kyuuketsuki - April 16, 2009 at 4:12 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by MetalVampire - April 24, 2009 at 4:34 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Tiberius - April 24, 2009 at 8:08 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by fr0d0 - April 25, 2009 at 5:33 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by MetalVampire - April 25, 2009 at 4:37 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Tiberius - April 25, 2009 at 6:58 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Giff - April 25, 2009 at 7:14 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by fr0d0 - April 25, 2009 at 7:59 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Kyuuketsuki - April 25, 2009 at 11:13 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by fr0d0 - April 25, 2009 at 4:15 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Kyuuketsuki - April 26, 2009 at 8:19 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Tiberius - April 25, 2009 at 10:18 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Tiberius - April 25, 2009 at 4:56 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by fr0d0 - April 25, 2009 at 6:21 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by fr0d0 - April 26, 2009 at 4:02 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Giff - May 10, 2009 at 8:43 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by etogre - May 13, 2009 at 9:41 pm
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Giff - May 14, 2009 at 4:08 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by etogre - May 14, 2009 at 9:47 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Edwardo Piet - May 14, 2009 at 7:50 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Edwardo Piet - May 14, 2009 at 9:51 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by etogre - May 14, 2009 at 10:06 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Dotard - May 14, 2009 at 9:55 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Edwardo Piet - May 14, 2009 at 9:57 am
RE: Atheism a religion? - by Edwardo Piet - May 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm

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