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The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
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The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
Chapter 1:


Chapter 2:


Chapter 3:


Chapter 4:



Chapter 5: After that night, I wondered if monkeys wanted to write this instead, or maybe just fuck the type of person that would read stuff aloud in a subway toilet. I'd much rather have...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Lucanus - February 9, 2015 at 8:17 am
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Nine - February 9, 2015 at 11:27 am
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by c172 - February 9, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Drich - February 10, 2015 at 2:05 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Drich - February 10, 2015 at 11:25 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Losty - February 10, 2015 at 3:17 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Losty - February 10, 2015 at 2:14 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Exian - February 11, 2015 at 4:14 am
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Losty - February 11, 2015 at 7:51 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Losty - February 12, 2015 at 1:28 am
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Losty - February 13, 2015 at 5:53 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Alex K - February 14, 2015 at 12:56 am
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Losty - February 13, 2015 at 10:20 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Losty - February 14, 2015 at 2:09 am
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by c172 - February 14, 2015 at 1:44 am
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Alex K - February 15, 2015 at 10:19 am
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Losty - February 18, 2015 at 10:13 am
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by c172 - February 19, 2015 at 3:15 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Exian - February 26, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Losty - February 24, 2015 at 11:01 am
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Losty - February 25, 2015 at 3:37 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by c172 - February 26, 2015 at 2:46 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by c172 - February 26, 2015 at 4:43 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Losty - February 26, 2015 at 5:08 pm
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread - by Losty - February 26, 2015 at 8:29 pm

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