Wow! That story is so weird I have trouble believing that it's true.
" I even began to attend church there with some friends of mine. As I gazed down at them across the pew I felt proud of how good of a Christian I was, unlike my peers I had stayed clean, and still had my virginity in tact."
There's a gap here - where did you actually become a Christian, and what does cleanliness and virginity have to do with it for fucks sake?!? This clearly demonstrates no understanding at all of what salvation or belief actually mean.
I'm sorry, I call poe. Nice try.
" I even began to attend church there with some friends of mine. As I gazed down at them across the pew I felt proud of how good of a Christian I was, unlike my peers I had stayed clean, and still had my virginity in tact."
There's a gap here - where did you actually become a Christian, and what does cleanliness and virginity have to do with it for fucks sake?!? This clearly demonstrates no understanding at all of what salvation or belief actually mean.
I'm sorry, I call poe. Nice try.