Why G0D exist lol!
April 25, 2015 at 12:07 am
(This post was last modified: April 25, 2015 at 12:10 am by NotAMagician.)
here's 10 reason why atheism doens't exist
1) if atheism is real, how can water boil at exactly 100˚ fahrenheit and freeze at exactly 0˚ celsius?
2) global warming doesn't exist, because "global" means around the world, right? well right now it is snowing in some parts of the earth
3) evolution isn't real because if you look up "science" in the dictionary it says nothing about evolution
4) the quran is an arabic translation of the bible (which is real btw)
5) einstein didn't invent gravity, because gravity already existed for thousands of years
6) oxygen is actually poison because everyone who breathes it in eventually dies
7) all evolution videos on youtube are fake because youtube didn't exist back then
8) God made the earth in 7 days and the bible predicted that 7 days would be a week. as of right now, 7 days is a week
9) atheists have a lower IQ than creationists because the creationists are obviously pretending to have a low IQ
10) if heaven doesn't exist, where does lightning come from?
so yeah, god is real then
Please excuse my sad attempt at humor and wall of text.
(please don't take this seriously. it's a joke. i am not narrow minded)
1) if atheism is real, how can water boil at exactly 100˚ fahrenheit and freeze at exactly 0˚ celsius?
2) global warming doesn't exist, because "global" means around the world, right? well right now it is snowing in some parts of the earth
3) evolution isn't real because if you look up "science" in the dictionary it says nothing about evolution
4) the quran is an arabic translation of the bible (which is real btw)
5) einstein didn't invent gravity, because gravity already existed for thousands of years
6) oxygen is actually poison because everyone who breathes it in eventually dies
7) all evolution videos on youtube are fake because youtube didn't exist back then
8) God made the earth in 7 days and the bible predicted that 7 days would be a week. as of right now, 7 days is a week
9) atheists have a lower IQ than creationists because the creationists are obviously pretending to have a low IQ
10) if heaven doesn't exist, where does lightning come from?
so yeah, god is real then
Please excuse my sad attempt at humor and wall of text.
(please don't take this seriously. it's a joke. i am not narrow minded)
