RE: Black boxes
August 6, 2015 at 7:34 am
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2015 at 7:34 am by ignoramus.)
Three women were sitting on a plane. There was a lot of turbulence and these three were getting very fraught when the Captain announced Mayday. The women, in pure hysterics, starting preparing.
The first lady put on her make-up and, when the others questioned her as to why, she answered, "because, in a plane crash, they always look for the pretty lady first."
The second lady then feverishly starting putting on jewellery and, when the others questioned her as to why, she answered, "because, in a plane crash, they always look for the rich bitch first."
The third lady was a black lady and she simply pulled up her skirt and pulled her knickers down. When the others questioned her as to why, she answered, "because, in a plane crash, they always look for the black box first."
The first lady put on her make-up and, when the others questioned her as to why, she answered, "because, in a plane crash, they always look for the pretty lady first."
The second lady then feverishly starting putting on jewellery and, when the others questioned her as to why, she answered, "because, in a plane crash, they always look for the rich bitch first."
The third lady was a black lady and she simply pulled up her skirt and pulled her knickers down. When the others questioned her as to why, she answered, "because, in a plane crash, they always look for the black box first."
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
