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[Jason Jarred]

That's awesome! Here's mine:

Me: hi God
God:Hello there. What is your name?
Me: Jason
God: That's a very nice name, Jason.
Me: Are you hitting on me?
God: Do I look like it?
Me: Yes
God:Blimey.
Me: Crikey
God:Is that from ?
Me: Are you ?
God:I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me: Neither will I
God:Good chance.
Me: I knew it
God:How did you know?
Me: Because you were hitting on me
God:Good reason. I was?
Me: Yes, you're like... totally in love with me dude
God:When? You think I am like. You love you dude. What do you like about it so much? Dude!
Me: wtf?
God:That was not very polite.
Me: Dude calm down
God:I am calm. Dude,.
Me: ok
Godude!
Me: yeah yeah
God:I hear you. Really.
Me: ok so ...
God:Er. Aha.
Me: Anyway, what's it like up there in ... you know, heaven?
God:Much the same as it would be for you. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me: Are you hitting on me again?
Godnce more? Do I look like it?
Me: Yes it looks like you're hitting on me. You're totally infatuated
God:That's cool. Interesting comparison. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am infatuated.
Me: O.o
Godh.
Me: I have to go now

God totally flirted with me