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Ontological Limericks
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Ontological Limericks
On another forum this fellow kept trying to get me to respond to his cheesy ontological arguments. I sarcastically called his arguments "little limericks". This week I have pondered this and realized ontological arguments are as valid as limericks.  So I wrote one and invite you all to do the same.

With Ontology a god is proposed
Using logic that is loosely composed
Replace but one word
With one more absurd
And a Teapot is easily imposed

This may be the worst thing I have ever posted so I expect some rotten eggs.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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Ontological Limericks - by chimp3 - December 21, 2016 at 6:50 am
RE: Ontological Limericks - by Edwardo Piet - December 21, 2016 at 7:00 am
RE: Ontological Limericks - by Seraphina - December 21, 2016 at 10:43 pm
RE: Ontological Limericks - by chimp3 - December 21, 2016 at 11:39 pm
RE: Ontological Limericks - by bennyboy - December 21, 2016 at 7:20 am
RE: Ontological Limericks - by Little lunch - December 21, 2016 at 8:11 am
RE: Ontological Limericks - by Edwardo Piet - December 21, 2016 at 8:18 am
RE: Ontological Limericks - by TheRealJoeFish - December 21, 2016 at 9:21 am
RE: Ontological Limericks - by bennyboy - December 21, 2016 at 11:36 am
RE: Ontological Limericks - by Minimalist - December 21, 2016 at 11:37 am
RE: Ontological Limericks - by Edwardo Piet - December 22, 2016 at 2:57 am
RE: Ontological Limericks - by ignoramus - December 22, 2016 at 3:12 am
RE: Ontological Limericks - by Edwardo Piet - December 22, 2016 at 3:22 am

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