For the upcoming colonoscopy, I've been given a jug (4 liters worth!) of something with the consistency of cow drool and the taste of salty Vaseline (don't ask how I know this).
So, realizing that humor is the only thing in my quiver that is going to get me through this, I'm making a thread here so the rest of you can share the experience.
I've imbibed just a few ounces of this demon spew and already I'm having stomach cramps.
Jesus fucking Christ, is colon cancer really that bad ?
So, realizing that humor is the only thing in my quiver that is going to get me through this, I'm making a thread here so the rest of you can share the experience.
I've imbibed just a few ounces of this demon spew and already I'm having stomach cramps.
Jesus fucking Christ, is colon cancer really that bad ?
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