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Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
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Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
I mean, I'm not taken! I'm freelance! Never been intimate with any other god…
I'm divinely virgin.

Also, while I got you slippery little suckers, tell us why Allah has not tried to poach you (Christian) to his way of thinking?
Does sweet baby Jesus protect you with a cloaking device so no other god can approach you?
Does he wee on you with his cosmic scent to let the other gods know you're his?

All religions claim that they are the only one true religion?
(I'm not a maths genius, but that makes a lot of true correct religions, wow!)

Doesn't it sound a bit like sleazy used car salesman talk?
Oh well, I suppose there's a sucker born every minute...

May you find true peace in the soft noodly appendages of our father, the mighty FSM.. FSM Sad

(Just had a lovely bowl of pasta with freshly shaved Parmesan cheese and was deeply moved and inspired to send this message in his honour) . Please don't shoot the messenger!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.



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Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 3:39 am

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