Do Women Need Men?

[Rhondazvous]

Accept for the times I lived on campus at university, I’ve lived alone all my adult life. But one day as I stood in my kitchen I realized that I just couldn’t do it. I tried and tried to no avail. I went out into the hall and there was a man standing right outside my door talking to the lady across the hall.

I didn’t care. I was desperate and any man would have done at that point. I buttonholed him right in the hall and without even asking his name, I said, “I need a man.”
He jumped back, “What do you mean?”
“Open this jar.”

I strongly suspect that jars were specifically designed by men to protect themselves against gender obsolescence.

In my mind, men will never become obsolete. There’s something about them. If you have one that’s special to you, let him know it before the sun goes down.

I declare July 24 as International Men’s Day.

I can bring home the bacon
Or fry it up in the pan
But I’ll never never never forget you’re a man
Cause I’m a woman