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Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
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Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
I mean, seriously?

http://www.disclose.tv/news/bible_prophe...017/140276

Quote:Conspiracy theorists have been predicting that Planet X is going to destroy Earth when it collides with it. The rapture is coming and people have taken to YouTube to reveal that the astrological constellation is taking place on September 23 and it matches the Revelation 12: 1-2, which is the second coming of Christ.

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Even granting everything else about this arse gravy:

Planets are pretty big.

You'd think a planet one week from collision would be... well, noticeable, by now?

These pathetic prophecies prove the human race is indeed doomed; but not in the way they meant.

You want a real prophecy? September 23 will come and go like any other day, with nothing out of the ordinary happening whatsoever.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by Cyberman - September 14, 2017 at 8:48 pm
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by brewer - September 14, 2017 at 8:56 pm
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by Minimalist - September 14, 2017 at 9:21 pm
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by Losty - September 14, 2017 at 9:44 pm
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by Crossless2.0 - September 14, 2017 at 10:02 pm
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by Losty - September 14, 2017 at 10:09 pm
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by Ravenshire - September 14, 2017 at 10:32 pm
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by KevinM1 - September 14, 2017 at 10:00 pm
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by ignoramus - September 14, 2017 at 10:16 pm
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by Crossless2.0 - September 14, 2017 at 10:20 pm
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by Losty - September 14, 2017 at 10:34 pm
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by ignoramus - September 15, 2017 at 12:04 am
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by Astonished - September 16, 2017 at 2:24 am
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by Astonished - September 16, 2017 at 10:04 am
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by KevinM1 - September 16, 2017 at 10:45 am
RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away - by Astonished - September 16, 2017 at 2:59 pm

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