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Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
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Where Will All Those Virgins Come From?
Iff your warriors will have seven virgins each, where will they all come from? Is there a secret society that kills pretty girls so they go to heaven as virgins and be ready for your warriors?

Were the virgins just created in heaven? That's kind of unfair isn't it? You have to go through life on earth and risk fucking things up and going to hell, while these chicks have it made in the shade.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

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Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Rhondazvous - November 12, 2017 at 9:59 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by vorlon13 - November 12, 2017 at 10:24 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Cyberman - November 12, 2017 at 10:31 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 12, 2017 at 10:48 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Chad32 - November 12, 2017 at 11:02 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by brewer - November 12, 2017 at 11:25 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Chad32 - November 12, 2017 at 11:33 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by brewer - November 12, 2017 at 11:37 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Fireball - November 12, 2017 at 11:57 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Minimalist - November 12, 2017 at 12:00 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by MysticKnight - November 12, 2017 at 3:36 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Minimalist - November 12, 2017 at 5:25 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by GUBU - November 12, 2017 at 6:18 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by WinterHold - November 12, 2017 at 7:07 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by brewer - November 12, 2017 at 8:01 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Cyberman - November 12, 2017 at 7:51 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by GUBU - November 13, 2017 at 6:44 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by WinterHold - November 15, 2017 at 1:06 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by chimp3 - November 12, 2017 at 8:56 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Rhondazvous - November 13, 2017 at 2:08 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Minimalist - November 12, 2017 at 9:43 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Jackalope - November 13, 2017 at 1:05 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by No_God - November 13, 2017 at 4:01 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Rhondazvous - November 15, 2017 at 9:29 am
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by WinterHold - November 15, 2017 at 3:17 pm
RE: Where Will All Those Virgins Come From? - by Cyberman - November 15, 2017 at 1:09 pm

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