I really do get tired of biting my tongue. So my mom's financial adviser, now mine. Showed her my vacation pictures at Steve Erwin's zoo. We get to the pictures of the Giraffes, and she says, "Isn't it amazing how God made them so beautiful with their patterns and long necks?"
I wan't to shout, " NO YOU STUPID .......BEEP!"
Yea lady, it is amazing that they have a superfluously long nerve that goes from one ear, all the way down the neck then back up to the other ear. So much for a straight line being the shortest distance between two points. Isn't it great that bacteria and cockroaches outnumber humans and are far faster breeders?
Giraffes are pretty to look at sure, but no damned God had a thing to do with it. I am quite sure if you got too close to a male in the wild during musk it would stomp your ass to death.
I wan't to shout, " NO YOU STUPID .......BEEP!"
Yea lady, it is amazing that they have a superfluously long nerve that goes from one ear, all the way down the neck then back up to the other ear. So much for a straight line being the shortest distance between two points. Isn't it great that bacteria and cockroaches outnumber humans and are far faster breeders?
Giraffes are pretty to look at sure, but no damned God had a thing to do with it. I am quite sure if you got too close to a male in the wild during musk it would stomp your ass to death.
