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Somebody came up to me offering to pray for me today
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RE: Somebody came up to me offering to pray for me today
I try to be polite since I live in a community of Holy Rollers. I keep a low profile. Best joke about prayer: Prayer is like masturbation.Feels good, does nothing for tne person you're thinking of.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Somebody came up to me offering to pray for me today - by chimp3 - May 3, 2019 at 8:30 am

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