RE: Most Inappropriately Funny Moments of Your Life
May 20, 2019 at 2:56 pm
(This post was last modified: May 20, 2019 at 3:04 pm by Brian37.)
(May 20, 2019 at 11:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Went for a skinny dip. Trusted older brother to watch my clothes. You can take it from there.
You trying to explain to the officer , "You don't understand sir." I am sure that is not the case, but still. How many people saw you before you could get back to shelter?
One really embarrassing thing I did, was when I went to the 9:30 Club in DC to see the band Living Colour. I got drunk off my ass. Next morning I get a call from my friend who took me back stage to meet them, shouting in my ear over the phone, "YOU ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID?" He was furious at me, and rightfully so. When he took me back stage to meet them, I said, "If I had closed my eyes I never would have known you were black." I was mortified I said that and wouldn't have blamed them if they had beaten the shit out of me. I didn't mean it that way. I meant that I loved seeing crossover music. Fortunately for me, the band realized I was shit faced.
