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Things I've Learned From Action Films
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Things I've Learned From Action Films
-Doors, card tables, and silver cigarette cases are bullet proof.

-Any motor vehicle that falls off a cliff will invariably land on petrol cans.

-The damsel in distress (when there is one) is never more than a size 6.

-When firearms are involved, bad guys can't hit anything.  Good guys never miss.

-You can defeat ten bad guys armed with axes, machetes, and chained weapons, as long as you have your trusty spoon.

-No one really looks at passports.

-Yes, you can dodge the bullet after the gun is fired.

-If you're pinned down in a hail of gunfire, relax - the bad guy's gun will always jam.

-If you're ever sent to prison for a crime you didn't commit, the criminal who framed you will always be in the same prison.  Sometimes in the next cell.

-The daughter you thought was dead is alive and living under an assumed name in either Rio, Milan, or Toronto.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Things I've Learned From Action Films - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - July 12, 2019 at 8:58 am
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Athene - July 12, 2019 at 10:00 am
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by GUBU - July 13, 2019 at 4:29 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by GUBU - July 14, 2019 at 9:29 am
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Athene - July 12, 2019 at 11:29 am
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by brewer - July 12, 2019 at 12:35 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Fireball - July 12, 2019 at 1:21 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Athene - July 12, 2019 at 3:41 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Fireball - July 12, 2019 at 4:05 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Athene - July 12, 2019 at 5:15 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Athene - July 12, 2019 at 5:43 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Fireball - July 12, 2019 at 7:27 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by chimp3 - July 12, 2019 at 7:17 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Amarok - July 12, 2019 at 7:18 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Amarok - July 12, 2019 at 7:29 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Brian37 - July 13, 2019 at 10:31 am
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Cod - July 13, 2019 at 12:40 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Fireball - July 13, 2019 at 8:05 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Cod - July 14, 2019 at 4:17 pm

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