A couple is in family court arguing in front of a judge over custody of their daughter Lisa. The mother and father start shouting over the lawyers and judge, who starts banging her gavel demanding order in the court.
Judge, "Ok, that's it, I am going to take Lisa into my chambers and have a talk with her."
So they go into the Chambers, they both sit down.
Jude asks her, "Do you want to live with your mother?"
Lisa, "No, she beats me."
Judge, "So you want to live with your father then?"
Lisa, "No, he beats me too."
Judge, "If you don't want to live with your mother or father, then who do you want to live with?"
Lisa, "The Redskins, they never beat anyone."
Judge, "Ok, that's it, I am going to take Lisa into my chambers and have a talk with her."
So they go into the Chambers, they both sit down.
Jude asks her, "Do you want to live with your mother?"
Lisa, "No, she beats me."
Judge, "So you want to live with your father then?"
Lisa, "No, he beats me too."
Judge, "If you don't want to live with your mother or father, then who do you want to live with?"
Lisa, "The Redskins, they never beat anyone."
