The rude jokes thread
August 29, 2008 at 12:09 pm
(This post was last modified: August 29, 2008 at 12:09 pm by Brick-top.)
If anyone if offended by these jokes I'm sorry.
A guy walks into a sex shop and asks for a blow up sex doll. The owner says "Do you want a Christian one or a Muslim one?" The guy says "Whats the difference?" The owner looks back and says "The Muslim one blows herself up"
Load of guys at a bucking bronco contest. One guy manages to stay on for 10 minutes. His friends ask "How did you manage that?" He says, "Easy, my wifes epileptic"
A priest was seated next to Paddy on a plain. Paddy orders a rum and coke. The flight attendant asks the priest if he would like a drink. He replies in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips" Paddy hands back his drink and says "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice"
Your turn.
A guy walks into a sex shop and asks for a blow up sex doll. The owner says "Do you want a Christian one or a Muslim one?" The guy says "Whats the difference?" The owner looks back and says "The Muslim one blows herself up"
Load of guys at a bucking bronco contest. One guy manages to stay on for 10 minutes. His friends ask "How did you manage that?" He says, "Easy, my wifes epileptic"
A priest was seated next to Paddy on a plain. Paddy orders a rum and coke. The flight attendant asks the priest if he would like a drink. He replies in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips" Paddy hands back his drink and says "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice"
Your turn.
