RE: The rude jokes thread
September 4, 2008 at 5:50 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2008 at 6:13 pm by Lucifer Morningstar.)
Two nuns in a darkened room.
1st nun - Where's the candle?
2nd nun - Yes it does.
The vicar was returning to church past the golf course after going for a walk. As he strolled by he noticed one of his 'flock' playing golf. The gentleman in question, Fred, was having a lot of difficulty sinking a putt. As the vicar got nearer he could hear Fred shout - 'Jesus Fucking Christ missed again'.
Rather put out by this display of blasphemy the vicar approached Fred and advised him watch what he was saying. Unfortunately the vicar's intervention caused the hapless Fred to miss his shot again which resulted in more cursing.
Again the vicar remonstrated with Fred which resulted in another missed shot and yet more cursing. At this point the vicar decided to obtain assistance and fell to his knees asking for Fred to be punished. Seconds later a bolt of celestial fire blasted down from the sky and vapourised the vicar. This was quickly followed by the booming voice of a supreme deity - 'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MISSED AGAIN'.
1st nun - Where's the candle?
2nd nun - Yes it does.
The vicar was returning to church past the golf course after going for a walk. As he strolled by he noticed one of his 'flock' playing golf. The gentleman in question, Fred, was having a lot of difficulty sinking a putt. As the vicar got nearer he could hear Fred shout - 'Jesus Fucking Christ missed again'.
Rather put out by this display of blasphemy the vicar approached Fred and advised him watch what he was saying. Unfortunately the vicar's intervention caused the hapless Fred to miss his shot again which resulted in more cursing.
Again the vicar remonstrated with Fred which resulted in another missed shot and yet more cursing. At this point the vicar decided to obtain assistance and fell to his knees asking for Fred to be punished. Seconds later a bolt of celestial fire blasted down from the sky and vapourised the vicar. This was quickly followed by the booming voice of a supreme deity - 'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MISSED AGAIN'.
"May God bless her, and all who sail in her" - Florence Ismay, at the launching of the Titanic
