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The Rooster
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The Rooster
Aloha AF:

There is a long standing argument about what came first, the chicken or the egg. Why does everyone forget about the rooster? Without the rooster, all you can get is over easy or, an omelet. Without fertilization, there is no chick! They would die out in one generation. The difference between egg and poultry production is fertilization--ROOSTER. HELLO!

Therefore, there can be no female with out a male and the male came first! And that, without a female, according to Genesis. Or, are you going in invent the magic female. Birds, bees, flowers and trees. Without all, at roughly same time, there is non. Right?

So Adam was first. Does this make sense? 

The last things on the geologic time scale are homosapians(humans as we now know them) and flowers(as we now know them). They NEVER existed before as they do now and never have changed since--geologic time scale as observed science! Oh sure, micro, but not mcrel. Adaptation vs Radical. Yes, but radical has never been observed, OBSERVED, friend. EVER! 


Well Bill, we gots this here 'hypothesis' thingy! And we don't give a shit about roosters!

Only to His glory, Bill
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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The Rooster - by Haipule - December 3, 2019 at 4:56 am
RE: The Rooster - by Little lunch - December 3, 2019 at 6:21 am
RE: The Rooster - by downbeatplumb - December 3, 2019 at 6:22 am
RE: The Rooster - by Little lunch - December 3, 2019 at 6:31 am
RE: The Rooster - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 3, 2019 at 6:37 am
RE: The Rooster - by The Valkyrie - December 3, 2019 at 12:37 pm
RE: The Rooster - by Little lunch - December 3, 2019 at 4:42 pm
RE: The Rooster - by The Valkyrie - December 3, 2019 at 4:53 pm
RE: The Rooster - by Alex K - December 3, 2019 at 12:42 pm
RE: The Rooster - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 3, 2019 at 1:00 pm
RE: The Rooster - by CarveTheFive - December 3, 2019 at 1:41 pm
RE: The Rooster - by Rhizomorph13 - December 3, 2019 at 2:01 pm
RE: The Rooster - by CarveTheFive - December 3, 2019 at 2:07 pm
RE: The Rooster - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 3, 2019 at 5:25 pm
RE: The Rooster - by CarveTheFive - December 3, 2019 at 9:28 pm
RE: The Rooster - by Haipule - December 6, 2019 at 11:29 pm
RE: The Rooster - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 7, 2019 at 5:55 am
RE: The Rooster - by Haipule - December 8, 2019 at 5:13 pm
RE: The Rooster - by no one - December 3, 2019 at 5:13 pm
RE: The Rooster - by Paleophyte - December 3, 2019 at 8:42 pm
RE: The Rooster - by Rev. Rye - December 3, 2019 at 9:38 pm
RE: The Rooster - by Rhizomorph13 - December 3, 2019 at 9:42 pm
RE: The Rooster - by Little lunch - December 3, 2019 at 10:56 pm
RE: The Rooster - by The Valkyrie - December 3, 2019 at 11:18 pm
RE: The Rooster - by Haipule - December 7, 2019 at 12:34 am
RE: The Rooster - by onlinebiker - December 7, 2019 at 12:46 am
RE: The Rooster - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 8, 2019 at 6:22 pm
RE: The Rooster - by Abaddon_ire - December 9, 2019 at 4:39 pm
RE: The Rooster - by Succubus - December 8, 2019 at 9:09 pm



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