RE: Any financial guru's here?
March 7, 2020 at 1:29 pm
(This post was last modified: March 7, 2020 at 1:36 pm by Brian37.)
(March 7, 2020 at 1:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Invest it in Borudian Holdings, Ltd. I can guarantee you a 25% return of your money.
Boru
I was born at night, just not last night.
He he, in all seriousness, there are lots of scams I have seen over the years, but one that I am aware of, is when a scammer offers you over 10% return. I knew this back in the 80s with the movie Die Hard, where the bad guy said something about the bonds, "We will be sitting on the beach earning 20%".
12% is stretching it in most cases. But any good SEC agent will tell you, anything above that is a scam.
Hey Boru, would you be willing to invest in Agnetha ABBA condoms? I can promise 30% return. Oh now you question me.
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