[inspired by BQ]
Pets have all sorts of ways to communicate with us - some vocal, some not. What do your pets tell you? From the cats (three, now) we get:
-I’d like to help you out, but I’m busy right now.
-Fuck off.
-Fuck off and die.
-You know you’re in my spot, right?
-I love you because I’m hungry at the moment.
-Gimme that, it’s MINE.
-Do your job and scratch my neck.
-Sorry - What part of that did you think was a request?
-Do we REALLY need the new cat?
-Come at me, bro. See what happens.
Boru
Pets have all sorts of ways to communicate with us - some vocal, some not. What do your pets tell you? From the cats (three, now) we get:
-I’d like to help you out, but I’m busy right now.
-Fuck off.
-Fuck off and die.
-You know you’re in my spot, right?
-I love you because I’m hungry at the moment.
-Gimme that, it’s MINE.
-Do your job and scratch my neck.
-Sorry - What part of that did you think was a request?
-Do we REALLY need the new cat?
-Come at me, bro. See what happens.
Boru
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