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Things Your Pets Say To You
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Things Your Pets Say To You
[inspired by BQ]

Pets have all sorts of ways to communicate with us - some vocal, some not. What do your pets tell you? From the cats (three, now) we get:

-I’d like to help you out, but I’m busy right now.

-Fuck off.

-Fuck off and die.

-You know you’re in my spot, right?

-I love you because I’m hungry at the moment.

-Gimme that, it’s MINE.

-Do your job and scratch my neck.

-Sorry - What part of that did you think was a request?

-Do we REALLY need the new cat?

-Come at me, bro. See what happens.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Things Your Pets Say To You - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 30, 2020 at 5:34 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by arewethereyet - June 30, 2020 at 5:39 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 5:46 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 6:11 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by Fireball - June 30, 2020 at 6:58 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by tackattack - June 30, 2020 at 7:05 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by no one - June 30, 2020 at 8:22 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by ignoramus - July 1, 2020 at 3:37 am
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by onlinebiker - July 1, 2020 at 4:29 am
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by GUBU - July 1, 2020 at 5:17 am
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by A. Secular Human - July 1, 2020 at 4:56 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by Bucky Ball - July 1, 2020 at 11:14 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by Gawdzilla Sama - July 2, 2020 at 6:10 am

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