How to be miserable?
July 16, 2020 at 5:24 pm
(This post was last modified: July 16, 2020 at 5:25 pm by Porcupine.)
As this is the humor section I thought it might be fun(ny) to ask for some advice on how to be miserable, depressed, anxious, forlorn, bored-as-fuck, broken-hearted, dejected, rejected, hopeless, and how in general to fuck your life up.
This isn't just fun(ny) to get answers to ... it's useful! Because then if one wants to be UNmiserable one just has to do the total opposite to the following advice given!
We can just suggest one idea per post so as to keep the thread moving and silly and fun(ny).
We can treat it sort of as a game and call each post Step One, Step Two, Step Three, etc, etc, etc.
Step one: Spend your entire bank balance on aftershave.
This isn't just fun(ny) to get answers to ... it's useful! Because then if one wants to be UNmiserable one just has to do the total opposite to the following advice given!
We can just suggest one idea per post so as to keep the thread moving and silly and fun(ny).
We can treat it sort of as a game and call each post Step One, Step Two, Step Three, etc, etc, etc.
Step one: Spend your entire bank balance on aftershave.
"Zen … does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes." - Alan Watts
