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Does a hunk of shit prove that god doesnt exist?

Poll: Does a hunk of shit prove that god doesnt exist?
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God isnt a hunk of shit, and I am offended that you would suggest it. My god is everywhere and everything EXCEPT a hunk of shit!
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You've done it again Reverend! You have disproved Jesus with the very shit from thine putrid loin cloth! Praise Sweet Baby Jesus!
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That was a hunk of shit? I thought it was a pungent chocolate bar with corn nuts. Who would have thought that Jesus tasted so nutty?
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I think Im going to be sick... wait.. does that mean Jesus will also be my puke as well?
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I'm a scatalogical expert. Jesus only exists BETWEEN the scat molecules. Therefore Jesus is and is not a hunk of shit at the same time!
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I think I smell bull shit on this particular thread. Someone smack Reverend Jeremiah and get him out of his shitty attitude.
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RE: Does a hunk of shit prove that god doesnt exist?
March 4, 2011 at 9:03 am (This post was last modified: March 4, 2011 at 9:35 am by reverendjeremiah.)
(March 4, 2011 at 8:52 am)Zen Badger Wrote: You need to get laid laddieBig Grin

I'm married.. so that pretty much means my sex life is over.

Me and my wife now engage in "hallway sex"... when we pass each other in the hallway, she says "Fuck you!" and I say "Fuck you too!".
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RE: Does a hunk of shit prove that god doesnt exist? - by reverendjeremiah - March 4, 2011 at 9:03 am

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