The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you.

[Ahriman]

It's an allegory, has nothing to do with real life, was never intended to be taken literally.

Yeah, see? ^^^

Half the time, you put all this work in with arguments only to get back, "No duh." At least with the Noah story.

Not sure what you're getting at here. It really is an allegory, so all the in-depth analysis and "look how impractical this is" shit doesn't work with this story.