RE: How much do you weigh?
November 15, 2021 at 11:06 am
(This post was last modified: November 15, 2021 at 11:16 am by The Grand Nudger.)
The trouble for me is finding the hours in the day to get in some decent cardio with the limitations I have now opposed to when I was in my 20's. I'm always floating the idea of just saying fuck it, cash out on my dayjob and get back into feeling good. Melt a few lbs of butter off and reconnect with my abs.
The Wife tells me not to threaten her with a good time. It's all fun and games..but..is it? I mean, she did meet me back in the day, she wasn't exactly not into me the way I used to be. That's how we got into all this trouble in the first place. I'm pretty sure that this is going to end up being the thing I obsess about in my upcoming midlife crisis.
These past few years I've leaned more into the data and recordkeeping side and less into the hard work out in the sun side, that and the additional time homeschooling, the inversion of income ratio...and it just hasn't been great for my self esteem or my midriff, you know? I don't wanna end up a dumpy househusband with a hobby farm. That wasn't the arrangement when we said I do.
The Wife tells me not to threaten her with a good time. It's all fun and games..but..is it? I mean, she did meet me back in the day, she wasn't exactly not into me the way I used to be. That's how we got into all this trouble in the first place. I'm pretty sure that this is going to end up being the thing I obsess about in my upcoming midlife crisis.
These past few years I've leaned more into the data and recordkeeping side and less into the hard work out in the sun side, that and the additional time homeschooling, the inversion of income ratio...and it just hasn't been great for my self esteem or my midriff, you know? I don't wanna end up a dumpy househusband with a hobby farm. That wasn't the arrangement when we said I do.
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