Book of Unicorn
September 28, 2011 at 4:55 pm
(This post was last modified: September 28, 2011 at 5:14 pm by paintpooper.)
So I just found a magical book about Unicorns, it was written by the Unicorns before they left earth. It was buried in my back yard.
Unicorns used to rule the earth. They got too powerful so they grew wings and flew into space to rule us from afar.
The Unicorns say they will return if we don't follow their rules. They have a few commandments.
No one will worship anything but the Unicorn.
You must obey the Book of Unicorn.
That the "Holy Bible" was created by Dualcorns to deceive the humans. So you cannot believe in it.
You cannot say the word dinkledorf
If you don't follow these rules they will fly down and spear your soul which means a life of spearing once your physical body dies.
There once was a Unicorn(without its horn) that lived on earth called Jebus.
He was the offspring of a horse and a Unicorn. People remember seeing a horse with no horn so that was Jebus. I even have pictures of horses.
Oh and if you carbon date my Unicorn book that won't matter, it states in the Book that is is immune to all chemical tests.
Prove to me that this Unicorn Book I found is not the real word of the Unicorn Gods.
Unicorns used to rule the earth. They got too powerful so they grew wings and flew into space to rule us from afar.
The Unicorns say they will return if we don't follow their rules. They have a few commandments.
No one will worship anything but the Unicorn.
You must obey the Book of Unicorn.
That the "Holy Bible" was created by Dualcorns to deceive the humans. So you cannot believe in it.
You cannot say the word dinkledorf
If you don't follow these rules they will fly down and spear your soul which means a life of spearing once your physical body dies.
There once was a Unicorn(without its horn) that lived on earth called Jebus.
He was the offspring of a horse and a Unicorn. People remember seeing a horse with no horn so that was Jebus. I even have pictures of horses.
Oh and if you carbon date my Unicorn book that won't matter, it states in the Book that is is immune to all chemical tests.
Prove to me that this Unicorn Book I found is not the real word of the Unicorn Gods.
