Yet more spam cleaned up. About the only decent thing this guy said was "keep out of reach of children" - always good advice. Those little gits can really fuck you up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'